Best Granola Bar Ever

I'm not even kidding. I'm totally addicted to Kashi bars.

I'm in Love...I'm in Hate

How in the world did I ever live without digital cable + dvr? Though I can't really afford it on a student budget, it otherwise complements my law school life perfectly.

I watched the first episode of Ricky Gervais's "Extras." Kate Winslet is the absolute best. I'm also addicted to watching "Lost," but I'm still on disc 4 out of 6 of the first season.

Lappie 3000 crashed and burned. This new laptop, Fucker 2005, beeps when I type too many characters in succession. I think I may have crap luck with laptops. Argh!

Turns out I will probably give the Bay Area a wee visit during my winter break, so let me know when y'all will be around. I'll probably be around the beginning of the new year or something...Ryan, do you think you'd want to resume playing "Resident Evil" by then?

Katrina

My favorite t-shirt site is holding a fundraiser. The Katrina Regrowth shirt is only $10, and the entire amount gets donated to Red Cross! Buy now!

Little Things That Annoy Me

I got the new Express postcard in the mail; it advertised the new "Director Pant" for men and the new "Editor Pant" for women. The pants and the background are both black--you can't make out what the pants actually look like. Whose brilliant idea was this?!!

Also, why are men assigned "directors" and women "editors"? Argh!!

Boo!

Last night I dreamt of an expensive theme-park-type haunted house. The house itself was standard fare, but it was designed so that the exit looked just like the entrance. When you think you've stepped out of the house, you were actually be stepping onto a set that duplicated the entire street/yard leading up to it, except that everything would be run down, creepy, and you'd be fenced in.

Best Sentence I've Read All Day

"The poultry had come to a permanent rest within the state." --Chief Justice Hughes, A.L.A. Schechter Poultry Corp. v. United States, 295 U.S. 495 (1935)

Diary of a Madwoman

If the word limit is 1700, you know you're in trouble if you've got 2100. By the same token, you know you're in tha shits if you've got only 1300, which may be my problem.

I want to continue watching Man on Fire. Do I belong in law school? Dammit!

Further Procrastination

If it were possible...why couldn't I be making love to Jeff Buckley's voice instead? What I have done instead of Memo #1 is scrub the bathroom floor. That says something.

Procrastinating

Got home around 2am last night. Didn't wake up until noon today. Memo due tomorrow morning. Listening to Muse's "Origin of Symmetry." Want to find inner calm by shooting something over and over, bullets or arrows, but own no gun nor bow. Wish cigarettes burned beyond themselves. Wonder if trees miss their fallen leaves as much as I miss my fallen hair. Leaves and hair with no home, so lonely and dead. Treat them like trash, the mess they make. If only hair decomposed into carpet like leaves into ground.

I Own This, For Reals

Da Jesus Book: The New Testament "translated" into Hawaiian Pidgin. It is a must read! It cheers me up when I feel weighed down by law books. Here are some back cover reviews (for reals, reals):

"I like dis Bible. I can undastan!"--high school student, Nanakuli

"The English Bible speaks to my head, but the Pidgin Bible speaks to my heart."--University of Hawaii graduate student

"We need a Pidgin Bible!"--pastor, Wai'anae

"Oh! Dass wat dat mean!"--Leeward Coast churchgoer in Bible study

"People buy a lot of them to give to their relatives."--book store manager guy, Honolulu