My Love is Poison

I found out that Jonathan Brandis committed suicide. And then, when browsing the internet yesterday, I found out that Christopher Pettiet had also died--of an accidental drug overdose. Both were my teen idol loves.

The following lists some other poor boys I like (or used to like) who might end up like JB and CP in the future. I've indicated on a scale of 1 to 5 the likelihood (5 being VERY likely) they may croak prematurely, based on how much I was/am in love with them.

Orlando Bloom (Used to Love, 5). Man, how I loved this boy. I really wanted to live in a treemansion with him and learn Elvish. But then I realized I only thought he was hot as a blond. I drove past some guy in Oakland who looked like the brunet him, and I did have an immediate "Hot!" reaction. Which confuses the situation a bit.

Jake Gyllenhaal (Used to Like a Lot, 3). He'll always be Donnie Darko to me.

Christian Bale (Just Really Good Eye Candy, 1). Prequel Batman! Yes! I've always had a crush on Batman, and now he's cute!

Ewan McGregor (Really, Really Good Eye Candy, 3). He makes me fake-swoon, but I'm not so excited about our age difference. Plus he smokes.

Takeshi Kaneshiro (#1 Cutie in My Book Right Now, 2). He's notoriously shy with women and seemed to have brought a man-date to Cannes.